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A PlanTo Save Mankind |
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Upon the birth (herein “Birthday”) of each female child (“Bride”), parents (“Parents”) of the Bride shall deposit into an escrow account a dollar amount (“Fund”) that, when compounded with interest and dividends from secure investments (refer to Schedule A, "Approved Investments") over a period of eighteen (18) years, shall be sufficient to pay for one (1) deluxe wedding ceremony and reception (“the Wedding”) that shall commence no earlier than a date eighteen years following Birthday and be completed no later than a date nineteen years following Birthday. Inclusive in the Fund shall be an amount reserved as compensation for the services of one (1) male (“Groom”) of similar age and social circumstances as Bride, who shall perform the functions and duties of spouse to Bride for the duration of the Wedding. Compensation to Groom shall be based on prevailing fair market value. An official licensed by the governing state shall, as part of the Wedding, execute the recitation of vows between Bride and Groom, resulting in a legally binding contract (“Marriage”) recognized by the governing state. The foregoing notwithstanding, two (2) Brides may elect to participate in the Wedding as same-gender spouses, in which case Funds for both Weddings may be combined. In the event of such combination of Funds, the amounts reserved as compensation to Groom(s) may be used for other purposes directly related to the combined Weddings, such as additional decorative floral displays, ice sculptures, enhancements to the garments worn by Bride(s), etc. Parents may elect to establish an additional account for the purpose of a trip or vacation (“Honeymoon”) that shall be executed by Bride and Groom, or two Brides in combined Weddings, immediately upon completion of the Wedding. The Bride(s) and Parents shall determine specifics of the duration, destination, and accommodations pursuant to Honeymoon. Bride(s) and Parents are under no obligation whatsoever to consult Groom in the decision making process in any element of the Wedding and Honeymoon. On a date no more than ten business days following completion of the Wedding, or Honeymoon, if elected, an officer of the court shall dissolve the Marriage by legal instrument in the governing state. The dissolution of the Marriage shall be considered “no-fault” and there shall be no further compensation paid to Groom or Bride(s) with respect to the Wedding and Marriage. Further, Groom and Bride(s) shall make no claim to any future income of any person, corporation, or entity party to the Wedding and Marriage. Bride(s) shall be prohibited from entering into an additional Marriage until a date no earlier than thirty (30) years following Birthday.
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We married.
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